John Milton

ORIGIN: This is Satan himself posing as a representative of a New York law firm.

DESCRIPTION: A gaunt, fair-skinned adult with dark brown hair and olive eyes. He wears a white shirt (sometimes with a tie), a dark green vest with amber patterns, a black jacket, black trousers, and black low-heeled shoes. He is shrewd and eloquent.

WEAPONS: Psychological manipulation.

FAMOUS QUOTES:
– Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, His own private, cosmic gag reel? He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is He doing? He's laughin' His sick fuckin' ass off! He's a tight ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

CHARACTER AWARDS:
• MTV Movie + TV Awards: Nomination for Best Villain.